kloekism
1. an act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.
2. a royal f-ck up.
3. a fabricated story or “tall tale” that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.
1. “i just sh-t on your porch.” “dude, you pulled a kloek.”
2. “i had a f-ck up, i was so drunk last night that i ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism.”
3. ” one time, i had s-x with three b-tches at the same time, i sh-t on one, c-mmed on the other’s forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess.” “really?” “nah, i’m just kloeking around.”
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