Klumpett



when three guys tagteam a chick and one sh-ts, one vomits, and one c-ms in her sn-tch and they make another sl-t eat it out of her c-nt.
girl 1: c’mon guys lemme have that klumpett!

guy 1: i got a nasty sh-t for you… take that sh-t b-tch.

guy 2: barf!! oh thats gonna make a nice klumpett

guy 3: oh thats a peter north load there for your dirty–ss sn-tch.

girl 2: oh baby, this is the best klumpett i’ve had in years!

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