knee high to a grasshopper


being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.
“back when i was knee high to a gr-sshopper, we where never careful.”
“your about knee high to a gr-sshopper arent you?”
very short person or object
fred – ‘u seen jess recetly?’ james – ‘yer’ fred – ‘shes kneehigh to a gr-ss hopper aint she’

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