Knitler
a person who steals the idea, or creation of another knitter.
this can consist of a kind of yarn, pattern, and color or a combination of the three.
a: i made this beautiful 100% red wool cowl, and becky totally stole the pattern and made the exact same thing.
b: that f—ing knitler, but you know she will f-ck it up anyways, untalented tw-t.
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