knob off
in the same vein as “go forth and multiply”, “p-ss off”, “f-ck off” and so on…
origin: warrington, england
…will you please kn-b off, d-ckhead…
to m-st-rb-t-, fap, jack off, w-nk, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the p-n-s.
“gonna go kn-b off for a bit”, said jeff.
a particularly un-arousing experience
a floppy c-ck
an un-erect p-n-s
opposite of kn-b on
u.k. (slang) tell someone to go away
seeing my brother with my moms d-ld- gave me such a kn-b off
i have such a big–ss kn-b off right now
kn-b off you little tw-t
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