knobstacle race
a mad dash to relieve scattered p-rnography and/or s-xual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one’s wife or girlfriend.
i thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next friday, but she came home while i was knocking one off over her old vogues. jesus christ, what a kn-bstacle race that was.
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