know

in biblical times, it meant to sleep with someone. you will see the word used in the bible to mean that.
g-d: “abe, you knew your maidwoman as well as sarah? and she gave birth to that b-st-rd of yours, ishmael?”

abraham (boasting his double scoring): “yep, g-d. my sons are isaac and ishmael.”
a word donald rumsfeld can’t use well…
“as we know, there are known knowns.there are things we know we know. we also know there are known unknowns. that is to say,we know there are some things we do not know. but there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”
(verb) to have knowledge, to be aware of something, to be acquainted with someone, to have carnal knowledge of someone.
person a: there’s a big queue at the club- we’ll never get in.
person b: it’s okay- i know the bouncer.
or
person a: i knew caroline before you married her.
person b: yes, she told me and i’d rather not discuss it, thanks.
or
person a: that bouncer is staring at us- do you know him ?
person b: yes, i sodomised him repeatedly last weekend. it was quite pleasant.
to f-ck another person
i know your girlfriend.
understanding, at this moment, or the opposite of yes, depending on how much of an idiot you are.
1) i know what you’re talking about.
2) right know im a little confused.
3) i haev know idea wut ur talking about lol
to have s-x with
just another way of saying no.
can she go? i, er, know.
p.s. don’t accept know for an answer.

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