Lolometer
the measuring device for the number of “lol” used in a convo. measured in “lpc”, “lol per convo”, or can be measured by sentence, which would be “lps”, or “lol per sentence”.
kirsten: lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
amber: whoa! like, my lolometer says that you’re using 5 lps.
kirsten: haha! like, lol!
amber: you’re averaging about 6 lpc.
kirsten! lol!
amber: like, that makes 7 lpc!
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