Knowie


someone who , no matter what your talking about, has done the same thing, usually better. also someone who knows everything and likes to critique everything you do despite the fact they can hardly function as human beings. often times a coworker who knows everything “just ask them” except the fact that everyone calls him knowie behind his back
worker1- do you know how to work this new machine?
worker2- no but knowie just got here late and i’m sure he’s gonna tell us

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