knowledge fraud
one who claims they know a lot about a subject but in fact all they know is information they have read from a magazine, google or recycled from friends and has limited personal experience in the subject. a knowledge fraud often regards their “knowledge” higher than someone with experience in the subject and is typically egotistical. a knowledge fraud will sometimes try to dominate a conversation with someone that happens to be more experienced in the topic and will unwittingly embar-ss themselves and be caught out as a knowledge fraud. sometimes responds to a question with “why dont you just google it”
“hey chris, haven’t seen you in ages, i heard you are into turntablism”
“yeah i can scratch like a m-f-”
“me too, i want one of those new innofade crossfaders for my mixer”
“no you want a vestax mixer, you dont want to mix -n-logue and digital with that”
“…no i want an innofade…do you even know what i’m talking about? your a knowledge fraud bro”
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