knurd
“the opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. it strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. then, after they’ve screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again” – terry pratchett
“if i drink any more coffee i risk being knurd.”
a drunk nerd
hey i’m so k-nurd right now!
the original spelling of nerd.
started at mit as in drunk backwards, saying that nerds are sober.
what a knurd.
code word for being drunk
it is precisely the reverse of “drunk” when spelled backwards
dude i was sipping on some patron last night, and before i knew it, i was knurd to the maximum power of take.
to get drunk!!!!!!! wooo hooooo (a sh-tty code name for drunk…..)
dude i want to knurd tonight so badly
knurd which is drunk backwards, it means the same thing as drunk. its used when people want to say to drunk but dont want people to know. its also sometimes pr-nouced knurd-d-d-d-d as you may stutter as you would be drunk.
person 1- bruv im so knurd right now
person 2- well im knurd-d-d-d-d
it’s drunk backwords, its just a code word, like kcuf (f-ck) and drater (r-t-rd).
man i was still knurd after last night.
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