Kohl Minors


a collective noun for the current eyeliner-bothering tweens who get all sulky when you call them, “emo.”
a: “remember when hot topic was kinda’ cool?”
b: “you mean that brief period in 1996 when the stores weren’t jammed with credit-card-wielding kohl minors?”

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