Kolaiah
the most flawless woman you can ever meet. she’s beautiful and smart. so in other words, she’s the perfect package. she may be a little stubborn and very complicated, but she’s still an amazing person. she is also gives the best advice to anyone for any reason. once you meet her, her nane and evrrythig anout her will be lingering in your mind 24/7. any guy would be lucky to date a girl named kolaiah.
“hey did you see kolaiah today?”
“yeah! she looks beautiful!”
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