safety dick
a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.
when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her “safety d-ck” and then has s-x with him.
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