Kookie Monster
n. a peculiar and rare s-xual act during which one defecates into the palm of one’s hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.
“hey chris, i’m going to give you a kookie monster”
“…you know how i know you’re…”
“shut up and give me your hand”
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