Kotex masturbator
somebody who achieves s-xual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bl–dy or new.
didja hear that maxwell is a true kotex masturbator? yeah, he fishes his girlfriend’s bl–dy tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! how gross!!!
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