Kow


to illegaly make money selling candy door to door. this process usually takes a ready speach for every door and a place your raising the money for. example: “hi we’re doing a fundraiser for antelope view school, would you like to support us and buy some candy”?
nadia: hey re re lets get blown today.
re re: we don’t got no money.
nadia: let’s go kow.
re re: okay.
keep on walking. shoes that are less pleasing to the c-ck.

see also: cfm
flat flip flops or shoes that have a 2″ heel or less

christine: hey guys, do you like my tory burch flips flops?

brian and ray: d-mn girl, you ain’t gonna get nothin in those kow’s!!!
knock on wood, often in emails
i aced that test,kow
kow-
kuh-owh, cow
to know; to understand.
exactly the same as “know”,

but without an “n”
n,v,adv,adj
seth: do you understand me?
katie: yes, i kow.
seth: you mean, you know?
katie: nope, kow.
a word that pertains to completely plowing a girl s-xually.
bro, i totally kow’d taylor last night.
the l33test l33ter that every l33ted.
i did the kow manuoveer.
wow, that was kow.
man you are as good as kow!
always owned by enduro|
“sh-t i got owned”
“must have been enduro|”

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