an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had s-x four times in the past 20 hours
(another hot girl) = you’re such a kris
a man who has unruly talent in flirtatious conversation, or a man who is known as somewhat of an attention wh-r-. has a high charisma, but usually is thought of as someone undatable, but totally s-xable.
“d-mn that guy is such a kris. no wonder all the ladies are on him.”
an increasingly charming male. often caught stealing the hearts of tall women. witty, speaks some french, plays guitar, sings like a bird and captivates you with his humble nature. he lives within the confines of his mind, and never realizes how much everyone adores him.
ever hear of thousand miles? it’s such a kris song.
he’s grand! that’s so kris.
slang for a even bigger c-ck than a chris.
a person who can get any chick he wants.
someone that everyone likes his name and his body.
some people like for his personality, or his looks.
girl- i just had s-x with rob.
other girl- omg rob has such a kris
kris. often a man of s-xual desire to those who he himself does not want. an extremely attractive male with self esteem issues. artistic yet bold. wild but tame. a kris is a man to take power in a situation and rule it with an iron fist. unable to realize his true potential a kris will often mock his work. sweet and tempting, yet pushes away those who try to get close. a kris does not like to be touched. often found in a quiet room. he does not like drama. he tends to be quite mysterious. defiantly someone you want to know.
person 1: man who is that guy?
person 2: oh thats kris.
person 3: yeah hes so hot…
person 1: why cant i be that guy!?!
a incredibly smart boy/man great at most sports including running boxing football and rugby fear doesn’t bother him, he is great in the bedroom and has a great body to go with it all. he is highly known for being agile fast and his strength great at parties and knows how to have a good time and how to make people have a good time best of all he is so sensitive and so kind.
wow just wow how can you be so amazing i can only describe you as kris
1. a s-xy guy who you want to date.
2. the perfect man.
3.someone who’s always dateable exempt when he’s not.
1. i want to date a kris so d-mn bad because i hear their s-xy 🙂
2. i wish i had a kris .
3. i hear kris is kris and ready to mingle 🙂
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- George Glass
an imaginary boyfriend you talk about to make yourself feel better for not having a real one! oh didn’t you hear?! i have a new george gl-ss! you’ll have to meet him, but he’s really quite a busy guy.. what’s the matter, didn’t anyone out there ever watch the brady bunch? they were so “groovy” […]
scary -ss creatures. o_o that spider is h-lla creepy. a little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch. i was driving my mom’s car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after i swatted it away, i went into the ditch. one of evolution’s greatest success stories. there […]
- Disney whore
all those actresses that after making pathetic roles in disney movies, end up getting naked or doing something “wh-r-ish” as a sign of desperation and mental corruption from disney. also referred as disney-hoe, disney hoe, disney-ho, disney-ho’, disney-hoe’, disney-wh-r- cacha: “dude! i saw a picture of hannah montana sucking someones d-ck!” alo: “shes is one […]
- Nerd Boner
the act of getting a proverbial b-n-r over something that is really nerdy. derek has a giant nerd b-n-r over his world of warcraft character. achieving a b-n-r from the gain of knowledge that has no s-xual content dude! i was watching ancient aliens on the history channel and got a nerd b-n-r when something […]