Kristine Pihl
kristine pihl is a very rare norwegian troll. it lives in caves and eats obesse cats. do not look direktly at a kristine pihl, it might cause your eyes to burst into flames. the only way to escape the meeting with a kristine pihl is to start sining a brittney spears song.
– look is that a kristine pihl?!
– oh dear lord! do not look at it! “oops i did it again…”
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