Kristos


a teenage boy who doesnt really know whats going on… and if he does, he certainly doesn’t show it. most often attractive, and loves to be naked.
“he wasn;t paying attention, totally pulling a kristos”
a person who is just all around perfect, one who you can always trust and looks great in anything…or in nothing at all. he is the hottest and s-xiest guy that has ever lived. he is also the best kisser and is a very intelligent guy.
girl 1: man i have the greatest boyfriend in the world.

girl 2: who’s that?

girl 1: kristo : )

girl 2: you are incredibly lucky : (
1- a lord or person of prestige
2- the leader of an invading country
3- one with a grand scheme or ideal
“is that the kristos?”
“my that kristos has a big army”
“always one step ahead, that kristos is”
noun: a m-ssive surfer bro, but usually does not hav a “large package.”
henry: my friend is out surfing for the summer.
tom: is he a kristos?
henry: yeahh, very much so.
noun) a holy/disc priest.
adjective) loving of alter boys.
verb) the act of hating shadow.
noun) kristos dies often in raids.
adjective) the kristos pastor was arrested the other day.
verb) i would respec but i kristos that style.

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