kruck
a kruck is a person that continues to reference famous and historic individuals that made contributions to a specific field. furthermore, said people making reference make constant errors when trying to become or quote their “master”.
john: dude, i just learnt about this new guy… friedrich nitzche
david: omg john, you d-ckweed, it’s actually friedrich nietzsche! the man who created pasta with his hands.
john: are you f-cked? i swear david, you’re such a kruck.
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