krug


when a man c-ms and sh-ts on himself at the same time.
while john was having s-x with mary he krugged all over her face.
when you preform the rape scene from last house on the left
i totally krugged some girl last night and she hated it. little did she know her resistance made me harder.
to copy a homework -ssignment, usually with premeditated intentions and tardiness to group study sessions. may be used as a verb or adverb.
“are you really just going to show up ten minutes before the -ssignment is due and krug the whole thing?!”

“guys, i’m sorry i’m late, but i had a car accident. can i just krug the -ssignment this week and i’ll let you krug off me next time?”
a person who flagrantly and intentionally disregards the ethics of leave no trace at burning man.
our neighbors were such f-cking krugs that they left behind an entire sofa covered in mayonnaise. at least, i think it was mayonnaise.
the actual greatest champagne in the world. noted for pr-nounced aromas of gingerbread and tropical fruit that develop into a complex yeasty bouquet of infinite complexity with a finish that can last for hours in the best vintages. the only hundred-point champagne as rated by wine spectator ever, was the 1988 vintage.

fun facts:

the grand cuvée krug is rarer than vintage cristal. (gc = a blend of vintages, equivalent to moet et chandon brut cuvée or louis roederer brut)

the grand cuvée krug is $150us / bottle (compare with $40us / bottle for mc).

vintage krug is considered by some to be the best champagne in the world. aging potential is second to none; no other winery could produce a champagne that sits for 60 years without showing signs of wear (1947 krug). bottles of vintage krug are far rarer than even the best years of cristal, dom pérignon or the like, and often command five times the price of these champagnes at auction.
krug 1947, 1961, 1979, 1988, 1990, and any clos du mesnil releases.

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