a beautiful girl who will always persevere through any and everything. she has boys who adore her, but to be fair she deserves so much more. she’s been done dirty and wrong, but she always loves everyone the same. i’ve never met a more beautiful person and i never will meet anyone like her. she is phenomenal and beautiful and all around amazing. when you meet a girl named krysalyn do your hardest to do right by her. because she’s had it hard, and it’s time that someone shows some loyalty and love.
krysalyn has saved my life, and i’m blessed to know her.
- bamboo gremlin
a derogatory term for vietnamese people. stems from the vietnam war when the vietnamese soldiers made bamboo traps. i’m not racist, some of my best friends are bamboo gremlins!
- pickle pop
when you’re masturbating and you accidentally pop the cherry(make your c-m burst out of the top making the c-m hurt when it comes out) coy:hey dude are u okay? john:i think i may of made my pickle pop last night… coy:that must of hurt..
- velvet chasm
a deep wide v-g-n- he couldn’t wait to smash her velvet chasm
- bury the hamster
having unprotected s-x with a woman who has a large bush man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!
- yellow paradox
the need for a committed and meaningful relationship while also having, a fear of leaving the house or communicating with other human beings. you are really letting your yellow paradox show man, i think you need help.