Kufta


kufta in ancient lore stems from a very troubled boy who decided instead of speaking in a educated manner, or even in toungs for that matter, that he would make up words. his peers laughed uneasily at his verbiage, but in time began adding to this strange but entertaining drunk squalor as it began to form an actual language. weeks p-ssed by, months even and each was highlighted with a different term for talking splash kufta has lead them all meaning “you f-cking d-ck cookie”
“what did you say about my 6’9 mom? ill eat your intestines you kufta” (you must emphesize “kufta” elongating pr-nunciationa with sarcasm and discust.

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