the man your daughter lost her virginity to…..twice.
“oh sh-t, here comes kurgon, hide all the women.”
- bored h*rny
when a person or people get turned on for no reason while doing nothing. mostly out of boredom they start to have s-x or jerk off man i was so bored h-rny last night i jacked off till i fell asleep
- landon nosa
landon nosa is a weird unusual friend, that is very awkward around friends and always gets mad at his friends landon nosa is usually g-y and wears weird clothes that landon nosa is a f-g.
- tyler haase
a kid who has a 2 inch p-n-s and normally makes fun of tooth gaps. person 1: “my date turn out to be a total tyler haase”! person 2: “that sucks”
- sent me on a dummy
someone who sent you someplace with out for no reason makes you look stupid man he sent me on a dummy i was mad.
- turkish speedbag
when a person takes a sh-t so big without the t-rd breaking that upon detaching from the b-tthole it slaps the back of the b-lls. dude, i just took a sh-t so bit it turkish speedbagged me!