Kwark
verb – to openly selectively choose opponents of a lesser quality to inflate your rank in a compet-tion.
wow you guys are undefeated, you must have really gone overboard with the kwarking.
awesomeness personified. omg the coolest kid in the world. one-of-a-kind.
person 1: omg did u see kwark?
person 2: yeah, he was awesome!!
to play guitar (or any other instrument) while spasm dansing like you’re out of control.
man1: dude, that guy is have a spasm on stage
man2: no dude he’s doing a kwark
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