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• tongue sweater

  a romantic ritual of making a woman sweat through pin-point precision acts of c-nn-l-ng-s. c-nn-l-ng-s oral s-x tongue twister bro…that girl you’re dating is hot. you need to lock it down with the tongue sweater!

• Bob Ross and Chill

  nearly identical to netflix and chill, except that bob ross’s “the joy of painting” is always the viewing material. once engaged in s-xual activity, the partic-p-nts must look at the tv screen every so often to gasp in wonder at the magnificent masterpiece unfolding before their eyes. man 1: i invited jenny over for bob […]

• basket slut

  a person who sleeps around but feels like a basket case because of it. person a: did you hear about cindy and the basketball team? she’s been bothered by it ever since. person 2- cindy is such a basket sl-t.

• mental person

  a derogatory name used by an uneducated person in their description of a person who seemingly suffers with mental health. i.e psychosis/ personality disorder/ bipolar /schizophrenia or any other undefined or undiagnosed seeming mental abnormality. i’m trying to get the f-ck away from that mental person. they won’t leave me alone. f-ck this. i’m off.

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