Kwok’s quease


(noun) another term for chinese restaurant syndrome. named for robert ho man kwok who wrote a letter to the new england journal of medicine describing his ailment after eating chinese food.

also, a song by rupert hine about the ailment.
man, i gotta cut back on the chinese noodles and fried rice. i’ve got kwok’s quease big time.

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