the b-tch who got cheated on
kytianna was mad she got cheated on
a change agent; a goddess amongst women and men. one who brings joy and laughter into everyone’s presence she encounters. one who is blessed with this radical name will move people, enjoy life to its fullest, bring peace to tumultuous situations, and love unconditionally. if you’ve f-cked your life up to the point where you […]
- lebonese holocaust
when you put your w-lly in the face hole that isnt the mouth and it will make them cry all day . ohh my gosh i lebonese holocausted her by accident
- lawrence welk
the act of taking a p-ss and a sh-t (from his signature count-off “a-one and a-two”) the first thing i did after waking up this morning was take a lawrence welk.
- hurricane matthew
a savage hurricane that killed 800 n-gg-s in haiti and 4 n-gg-s in florida. and used cholera to kill more. hurricane matthew: “gone f-ck yo’ sh-t up, florida.” florida: “foe n-gg-s in the ground, n-gg-.” a punk -ss hurricane that won’t hit nc. such a hurricane matthew, it won’t even hit us.
- blocked up
british slang for being high on drugs. “that was the weirdest gig ever. the band were obviously all blocked up.”