La Cusine



la cusine did the best pizzas in bristol town, the 16 inch le pepperoni, mix grill, the mexican, charquteri or the legendary grease-galore meat feast. so many memories the friendly staff, the random pictures of dogs and motorcycles on the wall and most importantly the cheapest prices. now though; the shutters have been down for a year or two, thus bristolians depair at the demise of la cusine: our take away you can never fully take away from our hearts… now i’m off to cry allover a sh-tty mccain’s microwavable pizza.
nick- remember that delicious pizzaria – la cusine?

ben- of course! i’m not a lobotomized sausage muncher.

nick- well some say..they saw smoke rising from the chimneys. the factory was back in business! but not a single person has been seen going into la cusine, or coming out of it! i think it’s oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.

ben- keep dreaming la cusine is no more. besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into wd40 & kebab meat.

nick- you make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom i need to shave my legs.

ben- no.

nick- yes.

ben- ok

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