Labia Goggles
the female equivalent of “arabian goggles”. a female squats over a mans face engulfing his entire nose and mouth within her v-g-n- while spreading her l-b– over her partners eyes.
“but coroner, how did he die?”
“well, from my calculations your friend bruce suffocated during an intense l-b– goggles session. must’ve forgotten the safe word.”
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