ladder of dicks
to achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the’ladder of d-cks’, w-nking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
the phrase derives from the french ‘la l’addere au phallu’ and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by w-nking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
andreas: oh man today was so full on
phil: how so?
andreas: i had to submit all the sh-t today and buy the boss a beer
phil: ahh i see, so your climbing the ladder of d-cks i see, soon you’ll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
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