the art of placing a t-rd on a woman’s breast during a s-xually charged situation
my wife just discovered lady logging. i’ve never known a smelly situation to feel so right.
someone who recently gave a rimjob and still has truffle b-tter leftover on their top lip. she has shilips
- you broke it you bought it
when you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it. i got a bill from the store after i accidentally drove through the front door! the letter said you broke it, you bought it.
- canadian submarine
when you dip your d-ck in ice cold water before intercourse. dude, she screamed when i tried the canadian submarine. when you dip your d-ck in ice cold water before intercourse. she was screaming when the canadian submarine was put in.
- alexis wunderlich
giant piece of sh-t that p-sses lamar off all the f-cking time alexis wunderlich f-ck off!
- alaskan blood brothers
two guys that have fucedk the same girl dad: bro me and danny are alaskan blood brothers now