laffy taffy


(n)this is a slang term for the female genitalia– more specifically, the l-b– minora– so termed for it’s resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive s-xual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated l-b– minora.
that ho had so much s-x, when she spreads her legs, w-lly wonka himself would envy her laffy taffy.
an addictively delicious taffy made by the w-lly wonka candy factory. it is distributed by nestle usa, inc. contains jokes on every wrapper.
how many sides does a circle have?

two, inside and outside.
another name for “roast beef” which is when a girl’s l-b– minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.
this can be seen in any p-rn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. a nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used l-b– also both are eaten the same way.
this is the really dirty version….
it is extra skin that hangs down past the v-g-n-l lips.
“shake that laffy taffy”
v-g-n-, its the true definition from the song you non gehtto dumb-sses
girl, shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl
this is a slang term for an -ss
in d4l’s song “laffy taffy” it sais “shake that laffy taffy” which means shake that -ss.
slang for the females lips of the v-g-n-. also a candy made by the nestle company. they have a joke on every wrapper
girl shake that laffy taffy

i had banana flavored laffy taffy at jimmy’s birthday party

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