a time realm that exists between two people who speak to each other in “the present” but live in two different time zones. this causes extreme laughter in the individuals because the present cannot be two times. often in cohesion with nornings ( night-mornings – aka, 11pm-1am)
boy: how are you this lafternoon?
girl: good, though you live in the future!
boy: how are things in my past?
- lager rhythm
a common condition in where an intoxicated beer (lager) drinker displays a total lack of coordination on the dance floor. rhymes with a logarithm. dude 1: “he’s totally embar-ssing himself on the dance floor. dude 2: “i know, he must have a lager rhythm.
langerado is a music festival held every year in south florida. the first festival was in 2003, which started out as a one day event. over the years, langerado has progressed into a 4-day music festival, so there are more concerts, and more people. people camp out at the festival and have one grand ol’ […]
the hottest person in the world with the best since of humor and very smart and who has the body of a goddess 100% of girls are jealous of her and they want to be her. dang that girl must be a lannaya
- m*ffin dagger
a word deprived from clutch englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. this is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the m-ffin, hence a “m-ffin dagger”. sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later. d-ck n. says […]
- s*xy time explosion
a huge male -rg-sm during s-x. introduced to america by borat. i must make s-xy time explosion with pamela anderson when making love to a women, the man will blow inside her blowing her into orbit. yo dude me n this hot as b-tch last night did some of that s-xytimeexplosion sh-t!…havent seen her since.