teenaged christopher biggins impersonator and founder of the bermondsey branch of his fan club, with a disturbing ‘daddy’ fetish.
physically interfaced with his commodore 64 by means of an -n-l probe c-m broadband link, lagboat can only leave his nan’s loft for a few hours at a time to attend ‘wall matches before his rectal batteries are exhausted, although a zinger tower meal from kfc can provide emergency power.
you’ve done a lagboat with the raffle money aintcha!
a computer with so many viruses from p-rn that it lags when trying to open such simple applications as notepad
god, my piece of cr-p computer is such a lagboat, i can’t even watch asians get g-ngb-nged on it anymore!
an awol legend.
many of the posters are obsessed with him. winds up most of the posters from cardiff.
usually get banned cause they can’t handle him.
witty, intelligent but modest.
valleys “that lagboat off awol made us look right c-nts picks”
imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. rupert is the right’orrible admiral as he patented the lag boat. other responsibilties include; rudder man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the crow’s nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party…. or the police)
the admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. but just for reference at the other end of the ranking you’ve got plank walker (some one who’s being all – “ooo i think i’ll just have the one”- forget that! you’ll walk the plank mate – with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite man overboard (need i say any more?) to reach the crow’s nest you must climb the laggin’
just make sure, to record all the embarr-ssing memories in the captain’s lag book!!
“all aboard the lag boat”
“boarding p-sses please”
“do you know i’m actually boarding the admiral’s boat tonight?!”
“gosh it’s stormy weather tonight, i’ve had 11 pints”
“hlep! i’mm ddrownign!”
“first mate’s p-ssed out!”
etc etc etc
drinking all day, i’m lagboat shun!!
- short of breath
lungs don’t have enough oxygen struggle to breath i’m having trouble breathing i feel short of breath
to put ones yazoo in the fridge to chill, before ones friend asks for said yazoo. “hey mate, you got that yazoo i asked you to get from shop” “yeah mate i’ve preqúed it” “ahhh sweet sn, i’ll preqúe you a ting next time” “sweet”
lokota is the ship name for two lovers jake: what’s your favorite ship? zan: i ship lokota jake: why? zan: it’s a beautiful ship between two lovers
- show up or hoe up
so when your girl is supposed to come over and she cancels plans, she’s gotta hoe up and send nudes )you)hey trisha are u still coming over, (trisha) sorry i can’t i’m going to my grandpas house to pick applesauce (you) show up or hoe up bihhh
- sakura the cat
a furry cat girl that is a therapist created by samantha. s. sakura is a mother of three. her children’s names are judy, sasha, and susan. she works at sakura and alfred’s therapy. she is a good mother. she likes mac and cheese sakura the cat likes mac and cheese