lagoon animal
a lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.
bro 1: last night i had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and i ended up at the lagoon. the lagoon animal took advantage of me.
bro 2: d-mn those nasty lagoon animals!
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