Laguna Middle School
the worst school on earth. it is in san luis obispo, and is filled with sl-ts and losers. there are people who think they are cool and popular, but they are all sh-tfaced.
1: this is laguna middle school–
2:it’s not that bad–jesus christ, stop humping my leg
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