laidman’s terms
complex acts and emotions related to s-x described by a s-xually experienced man. layman’s terms–but from a man that has been laid.
jack: “hey rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?”
rob: “let me put this in laidman’s terms for you. you know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it -ss on the floor? it’s like that.”
jack: “nice pun dude!”
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