lake flaccid


a state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on v–gr-) end up at, after they finally realize that they’re permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at…”those d-mn kids”…
“poor old b-st-rd…just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid…”

“d-mn i hope i never end up in lake flaccid…”
another name for sarah palin’s v-g-n-. this pseudonym originated because of her cooter’s size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any p-n-s (makes ’em flaccid).
todd wanted to go spear fishing in lake flaccid north of the artic circle, but he just couldn’t get his tool to break through the ice.

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