lake goo


atypically run-down, low-rent houses found along the sh-r-s of small lakes. the term may also be used to insult residents of said houses. lake goo is essentially trailer trash with a pontoon boat.
jerry: “this sure is a pretty lake. but what’s with the string of hillbilly huts?”
bobby: “where you’ve got lakes, you’ve got goo.”
jerry: “lake goo? let’s get the h-ll out of here.”

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