laser maiden


(n) a desirable, yet unattainable woman;

the three cardinal attributes of a laser maiden are:
1. aloof
2. noncommittal
3. deadly?

often, a laser maiden carries a facade of sweetness and poise, but this is not to be trusted and will vanish the moment you fall into her trap. the rare beauty of a laser maiden emboldens her–conniving and heartless, she may turn on you at any moment. beware.
“she was a vision. in a clairvoyant flash, i brimmed with fulfillment, sweet ecstasy–the meaning of life was made clear. i blurted, ‘marry me! i could never be with any other!’ to which she frigidly replied, ‘what is your name again?’. splitting my very being in two, she departed with half; just another broken soul in the laser maiden’s collection.”

see also: cleopatra, cersei lannister, galadriel

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