Lambitarian
a variant of the vegetarian clan, however they still eat the other common meats, but refuse to eat lamb. two main reasons to be a lambitarian are, one, that the meat is tooexpensive, and usually poor quality (ie fatty). two they object to the killing of innocent sheep.
sheep shouldn’t be killed they’re much cuter than other meat producing animals (like cows and pigs), and they’re even cuter when they’ve not been sheered.
‘would you like roast lamb for sunday’s roast jimmy?’
‘no thanks mum, i’m a lambitarian’
‘what’s that jimmy?’
‘i don’t eat lamb, i don’t believe in the killing of cute fluffy sheep!
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