a city located in lakeland, fl where there is nothing to do unless you drive 45 minutes to tampa or orlando
” man; there’s nothing to do in lameland today”
“you want to go to cobb?”
- sushi gang
when your squad doesn’t partake in condom usage. so it’s either pull out or knock up cameron: yo bro! you get that girl into bed last night? hunter: yeah bro, hit her with the sushi. cameron: sushi gang yuh *aggressively daps*
- b*tt injection
a b-tt injection is when your b-tt gets injected by a needle and the medicine goes in you b-tt. it hurts. i got sick, went to the doctor and got a b-tt injection and it hurt.
- nipple love
when too people love each other so much as to not be able to contain themselves when viewing eschothers nipples d-mn our love is nipple love
what george orwell thought of strava. the sixth event in a private school s-xtathlon. it’s p-ssing it down out there but i’ve only packed string vests and short shorts; the beeb’s medium term forecasts are doublew-nk.
- type on paper
when someone is exactly what you would go for in a relationship “you’re my type on paper”