Lampasas
a tiny little nowhere town in central texas that is dominated by testosterone-pumped, illegitimate football jocks that have no grip on reality. also, a place where h-m-s-xuals and intelligent women call h-ll because of persecution from men with tiny p-n-ses. free expression is looked down upon in this boring town also known as a black hole.
susie: omg sally, i can’t believe that your parents are dragging you off to lampasas. your iq is going to drop by 30 points.
sally: excuse me while i go slit my wrists.
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