a character from the animated netflix series voltron legendary defender.
gender – male
s-xuality – bis-xual or pans-xual, he legitimately flirts with everyone.
species – human
favourite colour – blue (obviously)
relationship status – single but crushing on keith (also obviously, i mean rivalry? more like violent pining.)
fashion sense – actually pretty decent and he cares about his skin and would probably freak out if he got a pimple tbh.
skills – making people laugh, p-ssing people off (especially keith), being generally annoying.
weird/dangerous habits – flirting with aliens, staring at keith.
family – has a large family and misses them a lot.
best quote – “shut your quiznak” note, directed at keith and that’s probably why he was so fl-stered he used the word wrong klance confirmed.
“lance mcclain, an extremely flirtatious and generally annoying defender of the universe.”
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