a “lancehole” (noun, plural “lanceholes”) is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. many lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.
an arrogant and unfriendly species, lanceholes are fiercely aggressive -ssholes, often channeling their inner lance armstrong, hence “lancehole”. when threatened, lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as “share the road!”.
p-ssenger: “hey man, you know you can speed up, right? you’re doing 15mph in a 30mph zone.”
driver: “sorry, i can’t. this lancehole in front of me won’t move over.”
lancehole: “share the road!”
- bryson tindzley
a s-xy freaky black basketball player with short hair and the biggest d-ck ive ever seen bryson tindzley single hit him up
young dumb and full of c-m despite his strength, dhalin is young dumb and full of c-m
- charlottesville whistle blower
when a girl puts a bagel on a man’s d***, suck it, and when she’s done, eats the bagel “she took me to charlottesville and came back with a bagel” her ” what do you like?” him ” can you give me the good ole ‘charlottesville whistle blower?’ “
- glouster ohio
glouster is the armpit of ohio. it’s where the prettiest girls turn into drug addictive crack and heroin junkies, where the boys in high school who were “somebody” in high school because they could throw a football, now go to high school parties and talk about their “glory” days and hookup with 17 year old […]
how to die a very painful death while getting blown up by a car the car was blown up and therefore a tonundrum was created.