land globster


a land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. these creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. if they look like fat -ssthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
when visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.

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