land whale

a landwhale is the typical femenist, a b-tch who is incredibley obese and thinks that women should be supperior to men even though they claim to want equality.
guy 1: have you seen that new femenist group at school?
guy 2: yeah, they’re a bunch of landwhales.
an extremely obese woman. more commonly known as a big b-tch. often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some p-ssy. much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. they often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.
hey man, did you see that land whale mike was messin’ with? i told him to watch out, now he went and f-cked up and got that b-tch pregnant. that’s messed up.
a person who is obese and has a big enough overhang to shelter a moose.
wow see that fat kid over there… he is a land whale.
a glutton that is so fat that she is unable reach back to wipe her -ss or perform other basic hygiene.
members of naafa, big fat blog and other fat acceptance organizations.

you had better get to the buffet before that landwhale does.

those wal-mart scooters must be built like tanks because they can handle some really big landwhales.
the big blobs of people who can’t move and get crushed by their own weight.
did you see that land whale on tv last night?
man or woman over 300 lbs.
the best land whale watching location is the wal mart near you.
-noun.
obese person.

unmotivated, fat c-nt of a person whose weight is the result of pure laziness.
-those who’re obese as the result of medical problems not included.
“look at that fat c-nt. what the f-ck did he eat?! england?”
“nah mate, that’s just a land whale. careful, they eat humans.”
a large mammal, or, whale. not to be mistaken with the under water whales, a land whale drags itself around with it’s flippers and moans.
you’re the biggest blame landwhale in the jungle of landwhale.

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