luke
the most amazing person in the world. luke is brilliant, hilarious, and easygoing. many people are attracted to luke’s personality and stunning looks. luke is a loyal friend and ready to comfort anyone in need. his love for those close around him and loyalty makes him wonderful. meeting a luke will change your life because of his strength and love for others. he is a solid rock that makes it through the toughest situation, handling common issues with grace and ease.
that luke is so amazing. everyone loves him and he is the love of my life.
to create a luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. mix in equal parts of cute, charming, s-xy and intelligent. combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. for flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quant-ty. you should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.
summary: a luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. in many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quant-ties. if you meet a luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
if you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a luke then take it. you will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.
an unladen european swallow once brought me a funny message……….it was from a luke
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